How to Pass a Drug Test: Cannabis 101

Although I would like to think that you should never have to pass a drug test for cannabis. The fact is, marijuana stays in your system significantly longer than other substances. To be honest, I hate even grouping cannabis together with these other “drugs”. But, the state and large corporations do this, so I am forced to do the same for this section.
I understand that you probably won’t want to ask the person who is drug testing you too many questions. It might throw a red flag if you are like, “do you test for CBD and THC? I think it is always best to air on the side of caution and bet that they will be testing for everything.

  1. Try to find out what kind of drug test you are taking.
    The most common drug test is urine. However, casinos and some other industries will test your hair, blood and even your saliva.
  2. Factors to Determine how long cannabis will stay in your system
    – The more you exercise, shorter amount of time cannabis will be in your system.
    – Consider how much cannabis you consume. This is common sense, but it is always good to keep an eye on this. If you smoked once, and are concerned about passing a drug test, I would give yourself 2 weeks to be ultra safe.
    – Are you skinny? Cannabis is stored in fat cells. So, the less fat cells you have, the shorter time frame cannabis can be detected.

Tips from the pros on passing a urine test:
3. Drink a gallon of water and go to the bathroom at least 3 times before you have to take your drug test. Your first bathroom break of the day will show the most toxins in your urine. The more you go to the bathroom, the more toxins you are flushing out of your system.
Slightly more detail: When you are going to the bathroom, be sure to take the sample mid-stream. Basically, you don’t want to pee in the cup at the beginning or end of your stream. Less toxins will be in your urine in the middle of your pee. (sorry for the detail here, but it is important).

How to pass:
Now that we have discussed the factors to consider while determining if you need to purchase a cleanse. Here are a few tips.
If you haven’t smoked in a while and you are slightly paranoid, I would go with Certa. This is one of the ingredients in Jello. I know a few of my military buddies who have successfully passed a military drug test by putting a package of Certa in a gallon of water. I have tried this myself, and it is not a pleasant experience. However, I passed my test, so take it for what its worth.

The next method would be to buy a shake or a pill. These things cleanse your body out in no time.
Caution: I have seen this wreak havoc on a friends digestive system. (He sharted). Lol. Sorry.